Oh, Crap!

We got up and let the dogs out this morning.  Anderson was quick to run around the house and want back in.  A few minutes later, he had pooped on the floor.  He is a traveling pooper, so he left four strategically placed turds on the floor - one for each dog in the house.  I guess he was hoping to spread the blame.  All the other dogs looked guilty when we came back in the house after shoveling the driveway - except Andy.  They started dancing around the turds like it was a pow wow, while we tried to turd-herd them away from the mess.  Andy didn't give a shit - well, he gave us four shits.  Got to love old dogs and their poor sphincters!